White Elephant Gift Ideas For Liberals

Are you stressing over what to bring to yet another awkward holiday party gift exchange? If you live in a blue state, you’re probably still in post-election mourning; hence, I’ve assembled a list of white-elephant gift-exchange gifts to inspire conversation and relieve stress.

Note on content: there are many references to “pussy” in this story.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Prayer Candle

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Image courtesy of Katherine Kerrin, the Eternal Flame

Oh, RBG, deliver us from the evil one. May lice, boils and nasty women be upon him. I will not forgive he who should trespass on my 14th Amendment rights. Praise be upon my pussy. I bought three of these.

Buy yours here.

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White Elephant Gift Ideas For Liberals

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