Le Tote’s Kewl

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My friend H was looking super cute. I asked her where she got her sexy dress and she referred me to Le Tote. Le Tote is like Netflix for clothes. It’s $58 per month and you can get the first tote for free with a referral from a member. A tote consists of 3 clothing items and 2 accessories. You can wear your items as much as you like and have the option to purchase something you love. I receive a tote roughly once a week because I usually only wear an item once. It’s a perfect fit for me right now for the following reasons:

  1. I’m fashion fickle and like to wear new stuff.
  2. I don’t have to raid my friends’ closets anymore.
  3. I’m trying to lose weight so purchasing new clothes is not advisable at this time.
  4. I’d spend the $58 a month on flings with cheap crap from Forever 21 anyway.
  5. It’s easy.
  6. Only once so far has something been ill fitting.
  7. It’s like Christmas every time I get a new tote.
  8. They gave me an extra dress this time.
  9. I don’t have to go shopping anymore.
  10. I’m experimenting with wearing jewelry, which is something new for me.
  11. I get compliments on the clothes all the time.
  12. I’m not pregnant but if I were, Le Tote Maternity would be dope.
  13. I don’t have to clean the clothes.
  14. I can be told what to wear if I want.
  15. They warn me if I’m too fat for something.

Tote come already. When are you going to get here tote? Come now! Try it. It’s fun.

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Le Tote’s Kewl

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